Get your very own Mini Baby Buddha Cthulhu Concrete Statue! Wow, trying saying this product name five times fast! (Not recommended)

Made from exotic sand and gravel from a mystical land called "Ace Hardware", these little guys will bring you:
special protection from unseen cosmic horrors
infinite knowledge of the forbidden unknown
+50 Luck when playing the lottery (it stacks)
 
Each Mini statue comes with unique imperfections, colors, and variations, and custom versions can be requested. Seek out yours today!